Thursday, 23 May 2013

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Bonkers Conkers EU Ban Plan

New Legislation Outlaws Conker Trading
 

 
The EU have EU-turned on their olive oil jug ban, well it was virgin on the ridiculous. Now Guido has uncovered an even more bonkers Brussels diktat. Earlier this month the EU Commission adopted the "Plant Reproductive Material Law", meaning strictly speaking it is now in breach of EU regulations for schoolboys to swap or sell conkers to their matesYou couldn't make it up.

The Woolwich terror attack was of course the main story of the week. Watch the Sun'sexclusive extended footage of the blood-covered terrorist's rant here.

Elsewhere, Eric Joyce was arrested yet again and UKIP called on HMRC to investigate Hodge the Dodge. Guido revealed the hundreds of thousands of pounds worth ofchampagne and iPhones being bought with taxpayer cash, and what life would be like in a Simpsons cartoon-style Miliband world. To top it all John Hayes called Andy Coulson a "w***er"Just as the Attorney General tells the press to be careful reporting anything about Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks...

 
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