Thursday, 6 November 2008

In the real world there are still problems galore - despite the second coming

Thursday, 6 November, 2008 11:03 AM

Here is a catalogue of the way the Brown-Darling team is currently 
mishandling our affairs. 

This is not a “Who was responsible”  for 
the credit crunch piece  but  a “What are they up to now?” compilation.


Firstly there is the story headlines
“Royal Rebuke: Queen takes experts to task on the crunch”
I am sure she speaks for most of us when on a visit to the London 
School of Economics  she “demanded to know why no one saw the  crisis 
coming. - “Why did nobody notice it?” she asked.     Professor 
Garicano said “She was asking me, if these things were so large, how 
come everybody missed it/”   He told the Queen  “At every stage 
someone was relying on someone else and everyone thought they were 
doing the right thing”


Then there is today’s headline story about the goverrnment-run 
Northern Rock
“Northern Rock rates to rise as Bank ponders cut
Northern Rock, the nationalised bank, is expected to increase some of 
its mortgage rates today before an anticipated rate cut - defying 
Government calls for banks to pass on reductions to their customers.
The move will be embarrassing to Gordon Brown


Other headlines today
=UK house price fall at fastest rate in 25 years
   House prices have fallen 15pc over the past 12 months, putting 
further pressure on Bank of England to cut interest rates.
=Car sales suffer biggest fall for 17 years
=Rush of companies planning to shed staff as sales fall

Then we have three vignettes of what is going on still!

Ye Gods!
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Some things are not online today as the papers have largely 
succumbed  to Obamania and their search engines are not woking 
efficiently!!!
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Private Eye

1222     31/10-13/11.08

Never let it be said that HM Treasury lacks foresight

.  Advertised in 16 October’s  was the position of “Deputy Governor   
for financial stability “ at the Bank of England.

“This is a high profile and influential role at a time of significant 
change in financial markets” said the ad of the £240,000 post. “It is 
an opportunity to put in place robust long-lasting  frameworks to 
deal with stresses in the system and in individual institutions. “

Coming soon:  Vacancies for the role of Humpty Dumpty’s bodyguard and 
water carrier for Jack and Jill.
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Happy days are here again at Northern Rock.

Following last week’s revelation that chief executive Gary Hoffman 
would get a £420,000 bonus on top of his £700,000 salary, the Eye 
learns that Sales Directors Mark Robson and richard Tugwell are 
planning a Christmas jamboree in London  for their senior colleagues, 
which will take in several ‘golf days’ and a week long stay at the 
Hempel Hotel for about 10 directors and assistant directors.

Mark and the boys have been trying to get their humble staff in 
Newcastle to relocate their own Toon-bound Christmas Party to London 
to spare the directors the ordeal of having to return home before the 
fun ends.  This would mean hotel bills, travelling expenses and meals 
for about 50 head-office workers - some of whom wonder if their 
bosses have quite realised that it’s taxpayers’ money they are spending.

Government’s attitude to “risk”

(A man that remains on the board of the Personal Accounts Delivery 
Authority -PADA - in the wake of the financial crisis is Chris Willford)

Willford’s day job for the past three years has been finance director 
of Bradford & Bingley responsible for “risk”.  Over this period the 
building society ignored risk to such an extent through its over-
extended ‘buy-to-let’ mortgages that last month, on the brink of 
collapse, it had to be nationalised.

Just the chap to tell the rest of us how to invest for our retirement