Tuesday, 16 December 2008


PRIVATE EYE 1225    12-25.12.08


Brussels Sprouts

The true colours of the EU flag were revealed to the horrified Czech 
President, Vaclav Klaus, during a conference of the presidents of the 
European parliament at Prague Castle last Friday [5.12]

Having thrust the EU flag under his nose, Eurofanatic MEPs Daniel 
Cohn-Bendit, the German Green, and Irish MEP Brian Cowley, treated Mr 
Klaus to a torrent of verbal abuse, urged on by that arch crusher of 
dissent Hans-Gert Poettering, president of the European parliament.

After listening to their rant that they had no wish to listen to his 
views on the Lisbon Treaty (which he would have to sign) or on the 
Irish (whom he had insulted for supporting a referendum on it ) Mr 
Klaus muttered: "This is incredible . . . . I have not experienced 
anything like this for the last 19 years . . . It is post-democracy 
which rules the EU"

Mr Poettering told Mr Klaus that it was "unacceptable" to compare 
them with the Soviet Union as they all cared for "freedom and 
reconciliation" , at which point Mr Klaus pointed out that he had not 
mentioned the words "Soviet Union " - as if he needed to!

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EU-phemisms

EU spokesman  (with paper "New Irish Vote Likely")
    "With Ireland's vote on the Lisbon Treaty it is important to hear 
the word "No"

Translation
    "The Irish asked us to respect their vote - We said 'NO'."