Saturday, 4 April 2009


BHO Taileprompter

If Barack Obama's other orifice could speak, what would he say?(parody)

 April 4, 2009

Blagojevich II

BHO Taileprompter: I need to permanently silence Blago before he spills his guts. If I call the CIA, they may have ethical issues. I know! I'll call Bill Clinton.

Blagojevich

BHO Taileprompter: I can't believe Blagojevich tried to sell my Senate seat for $1 million. Hell, I paid more for it than that.

Birth certificate

BHO Taileprompter: The White House is cold this morning. I think I will light the fireplace. What? No kindling? I'll use my original "vault" copy birth certificate. I'm never going to need that again. Burn baby burn.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Gitmo inmates

BHO Taileprompter: Hugo Chavez wants our Gitmo inmates. Too bad I promised them to Acorn.

Being called a socialist

BHO Taileprompter: I hate being called a socialist. I am not a socialist. I am a communist. Get it right. Damn it!

Michelle's booty

BHO Taileprompter: Michelle sure does have a fine booty. I just love a woman with a big booty.

Premier of China

BHO Taileprompter: The Premier of China is on the phone. Quick! Someone get my teleprompter!

The King

BHO Taileprompter: I am tired of being the President. I want to be king.

The ipod gift

BHO Taileprompter: That sure was a fine ipod I gave the Queen. My homeboys in Chicago would kill for an ipod that fine.

Meeting the Queen

BHO Taileprompter: Queen Elizabeth II is so rude. She didn't even offer to bow down before me.