« American Idol Upset! | Main | God Bless America's Warriors » http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/scooters_report/2009/05/cheney-punks-obama.html WASHINGTON (SR) - In a televised speech just minutes after President Obama gave his own, former Vice President Dick Cheney administered a savage beat-down to the liberal pantywaist and former community organizer. In his address Obama accused the Bush administration of bungling the war on terror by depriving our sworn enemies legal rights as prisoners, and claiming our interrogation methods were not only a recruitment tool for Al Qaeda, but guaranteed our troops would likewise be dealt with harshly should they be captured. Obviously, anyone with an IQ higher than a bar of soap understands that our country's Christian heritage and support of Israel are all the recruiting tools Al Qaeda needs, and that even if we interrogated detained enemy combatants by giving them hookers and blow our enemy would reciprocate by still cutting off our heads. Cheney deftly defended Bush administration procedures by simply pointing out that they had been 100% successful. By the end of Cheney's rebuttal, it was clear the stocky veteran had pummeled Obama with a devastating combination of truth and historical fact. "He absolutely slapped the snot out of Barry," confided an Obama staffer who wished to remain anonymous. "It's like Cheney verbally ripped his nuts off and stomped on them." My comments: Wow, I'd love to see these two in a cage match, especially with no teleprompters - Barry wouldn't know what hit him. Imagine Mike Tyson smacking around a retarded schoolgirl, only more lopsided.... Obama reels after Cheney pummels him with painful truthMay 22, 2009
Cheney Punks Obama!
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