*The economy is so bad that...*
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama
administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus
Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
People in Africa are donating money to Americans
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate,
do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on
The Mafia is laying off judges
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being
investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
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