Oliver Cromwell says:
Q – You may sit
M – Thank you Ma’aam
Q – What has one to say to One?
M – Majesty, One is aware the nation is in disarray and One must know that
the cupboard is bare having been looted by the PM.
Q – What must One do?
M- One must abandon a dodgy currency and place Euros in One’s Bank
Q -One’s Visgae will surely disappear from the coin of the Realm?
M -Yes, Majesty, but One may be allowed a grace and favour dwelling and One
may keep a corgi or two.
Q – Is it THAT BAD?
M – Oh yes, Majesty, remember One has been aware of the Dark Forces for
a long time Majesty. We’ll it appears we (oops) sorry, they, have won,
game, set and match.
Q – Oh. What shall One do?
M – The same as One has done to protect the Realm since 1972 Ma’am.
Nothing at all.
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