Thursday, 26 November 2009

The miraculous eight days of Hanukka cowardice, 5770
 
by Steven Plaut

 

1. The miraculous eight days of Hanukka, 5770:

 

On the first day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s have a settlement freeze.

 

On the second day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s agree the savages can have their own state.

 

On the third day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s agree to judicial activism.

 

On the fourth day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s let the Court kill prison privatization.

 

On the fifth day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s forget reform of water policy.

 

On the sixth day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s forget about splitting the Attorney General from Legal Advisor to the government. because such a split upsets the Left.

 

On the seventh day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s forget about doing anything about the violent “anarchists” who attack Israeli police and soldiers.

 

On the eighth day of cowardice my PM said to me, let’s just release all the terrorists we have to buy back a kidnapped soldier.