More Of Your Cash Wibbled Away

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2009

More Of Your Cash Wibbled Away

I'll give you £1.5bn if I can wear the Big Hat

Never mind that we are stoney broke, the arrogant unelected clown masquarading as our PM has just blown another £1.5bn of our money in an attempt to buy himself some international status:

"At an EU summit in Brussels, the Prime Minister offered to pay the money into an EU fund intended to help poorer countries to cut their carbon emissions.

The offer will make Britain the largest contributor. France and Germany each promised around £1.2 billion to the EU fund, which will be worth around £6.5 billion in all."

Just so we're clear, Brown has agreed that we will pay 23% of the EU total,even though we only account for 13.6% of EU GDP. In other words, we are paying 70% more than our fair share.

And what is this fund anyway? How will it be spent? How much will get eaten up in the EU bureaucracy? Which wibbletech companies will get the orders? And which African dictator's Swiss account will benefit most? We know only too well what history tells us, but don't hold your breath for answers from Brown.

Meanwhile, the £180m pa tax-funded Met Office has published its latest scare story for Copenhagen:

"Global temperature for 2010 is expected to be 14.58 °C, the warmest on record."

Of course, given enough computers, even the most blinkered monkeys will eventually hit the right answer. But we still suggest you note that prediction for future reference.

Fiddling While Blighty Burns

There goes our future prosperity

The Pre-Budget Report (PBR) has to be one of the most disreputable documents ever to emerge from HM Treasury - and that's against some pretty stiff competition over recent years.

As we blogged here, it failed on all three critical counts:

• Borrowing - no progess on reducing it faster
• Taxes - higher taxes on jobs and a risky low yielding tax on bank bonuses
• Spending - unbelievably, spending was actually increased rather than cut

But it's worse than simply failing to deliver. The PBR is riddled through with fiddles and outright deceit.

To start with, we have been told that schools, hospitals, the police, and overseas aid will be ringfenced. But there has been absolutely no explanation of how that squares with the overall spending projection. Not for the first time, it's been left to the indispensable Institute for Fiscal Studies to pick apart the entrails, and point out that other programmes, like Defence, will have to be slashed by an implausible 12% in two years, and perhaps 16% by 2014-15. How on earth will that work?

And then, as we blogged here, the PBR's forecasts for tax revenue and welfare spending rest on wildly optimistic assumptions about future economic growth. A realistic projection of the public finances would show a significantly worse picture, implying either much higher borrowing, even higher taxes, or further spending cuts.

We've also discovered the PBR contained a disguised provision to uprate welfare benefits by more than the RPI just before the election, and then downrate them again afterwards. Which is breathtaking cynicism even for this bunch of black-hearted shysters.

The latest twist is that "sources" have "let it be known" the PBR was not the Treasury's at all. The Treasury now claim they wanted to be tougher. Theydidn't want to increase spending, and wanted an increase in VAT rather than job-destroying NI. But they were overruled by Brown and Balls.

In other words, the government's own experts have disowned the PBR as an outrageous exercise in low-grade politicking.

Unsuprisingly, the markets are losing their nerve. We had always assumed they would give us the benefit of the doubt until George took the controls, but their reaction to the PBR suggests we may not even have that long. Yesterday, the gilt market sold off sharply, amid mounting concern that our rulers are in denial about the need for drastic action. One bond market strategist put it this way:

"UK bond investors should look at Greece, where the bond markets have crashed this week. The bond markets in the UK could crash too, unless the government starts to initiate serious debt reduction policies."

Another said:

“The PBR seeks to create a fiscal fiction that the deficit can be resolved solely by tax hikes on a relatively small share of the population – the few, not the many – and without painful public spending cuts. The revenue forecasts again look over-optimistic, and there are no public spending plans after 2010-11 – only vague forecasts.”

Of course, we can never know exactly what the markets are thinking - they don't even know themselves. But it's a fair bet a lot of players are now thinking what we're thinking: has George got the balls to do the necessary? And even if he has, will Cam overrule him like Brown has just done with poor Darling?

Because it will be tough enough to grip our public finances as it is. But by concealing the true scale of the problems, this shocking fiddled PBR just made it that much harder.