Tuesday, 12 January 2010

thanks joy.

 
 
New Government Seal

          
         
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.  
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!