Wipe the Smile of their Face
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When Guido first heard "political" and "loo-roll" in the same sentence he immediately thought of Andrew Slaughter MP.
On the 21st Feb 2008 Slaughter charged one pack of twenty-four Double Velvet rolls at £11.89 (+VAT) to the taxpayer.
On the 14th April 2008 Slaughter charged another five packs of nine Triple Velvet rolls at £28.45 (+ VAT) to the people.
In total that's seventy-nine loo rolls in fifty-three days,or almost exactly one and half rolls a day. But that aside Guido has been most amused with a batch of Dave and Gordon loo rolls:
You can treat yourself to the satisfaction of a mental looking Gordon or a spliff smoking, tail-coated Dave here.
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