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AZ Vs CA - A Coyote Story
5-23-10

 

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.   California:    #1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie 'Bambi' and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.   #2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.   #3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.    #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.   #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.   #6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.   #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.   #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.   #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.    #10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.     Arizona:    #1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.     Any wonder why California is broke????