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June 7, 2010 Tiger: At Least I Didn’t Fuck the Entire Gulf of Mexico Golf Legend Seizes PR Opportunity NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Sensing a public relations opportunity, golf legend Tiger Woods spoke out today on the BP oil spill, telling reporters, “At least I didn’t fuck the entire Gulf of Mexico.” Initially stunned by his comment, reporters asked Mr. Woods to elaborate on his response to the oil spill crisis. “I’m just saying, sometimes you can cause a lot more damage by drilling one hole as opposed to a thousand holes,” he said.  “I’m just saying.” More here.   Upcoming Events More Appearances Soon! Watch this space for Andy's upcoming shows in Washington, D.C., New York and elsewhere. The Borowitz Report: Waste Someone's Time: Forward to a Friend. Sign up today for your own Borowitz Reports. Remove me from this list.