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>> TUESDAY, JUNE 29, 2010

James Naughtie is baffled. Some bad men have attacked a children's’ UN summer camp in Gaza. He asks Jon Donnison if he knows anything. “Could it be something to do with Hamas?” he speculates. “Only, it’s the second time this has happened.”
“Why do you suppose Hamas don’t like the UN summer camps?” He wonders.
“They’re jealous, because their own summer camps are rubbish. Also, they don’t like girls cavorting on the beach.”

“oh; well that’s understandable then.” “We’ll be talking to someone from the UN in a minute.”
Can’t wait to see how they explain this one away. Maybe it was Israel’s fault. The illegal blockade, probably

No, you prat. It’s because Hamas is an Islamist outfit who think nothing of tying people up and throwing them off tall buildings, and they aren’t too keen on anything much, especially women's lib, and fun. You know, a bit like those bad Taliwhassisnames that our brave boys are fighting in Affie.

Update: Surprise surprise. They got our friend, Israel hating John Ging to speak for the UN. “It’s the fault of the conditions Gazans have to live in.” (Israel's fault.)
I’ll add links ASAP.

Why oh why has the BBC spent so much time promoting Glastonbury? It's been all over our screens and yet it is a minority musical event for hippies and druggies. Oh hang on a sec,,,

GERRY ADAMS - KING OF PEACE.

Great to see that BBC Northern Ireland have been showing a programme called "Adams" tonight - plotting the "path to peace" chartered by Grizzly Adams. Yes, we discover tree-loving Gerry is a deep thinker who reached out to his enemies in order that we may all live in peace. Except, that is, for all those thousands murdered by the cut-throat gang of terrorists he commanded. Next week - Hitler - Champion of the Oppressed?

THE KKK TOOK MR BYRD AWAY...

Interesting obituary being carried by the BBC on the death of Democrat Senator Robert Byrd.

We learn he was 92...that he was the longest serving Senator in Congress....that he was  suffering from bad health. Oh - and nine paragraphs later that he was a senior member of the Klu Klux Klan ...although this was a youthful indiscretion....could have happened to anyone.....