Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Tuesday, 21 September 2010
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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