Friday, 8 April 2011


FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 2011

Red Ed’s Entrepreneurial Error

The Chamber of Commerce Conference was never going to be an easy gig for Red Ed. During the Q&A after his speech a business man stated that George Osborne was brought up in an entrepreneurial household. He asked what business experience Ed had. Firstly he tried to ignore the question and then tried to get someone else to ask another one. The audience roared with laughter at this, forcing him tackle the original question.

Wait for it…

Apparently his grandfather was a business man, but he didn’t know him as he was dead before he was born.

Guido is trying to track down the video.


The Picture that Launched a Thousand Quips

Guido doesn’t usually disclose any dealings with the Dead Tree Press, but ironically Sam and Dave’s budget holiday will now be paying for Mrs Fawkes’ rather grander trip away. The co-conspirators, armed with their camera phones, are everywhere…

N.B. Guido’s paparazzi co-conspirator will also be enjoying his time in Malaga at the expense of the papers.


THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 2011

Have They Had a Tiff?

The joys of Ryanair Stansted…

What’s Kay Trying to Say?

Kay Burley sails close to the wind in her political bonkbuster ‘First Ladies.’Guido has touched on the similarities to certain real life ladies involved the the Blair-like PM in the novel already. Not content with upsetting the lawyers there, Kay pushes things even further…

In the most shocking scene in the book,“Valerie”, nearly dies after taking a drink and drugs overdose in the No. 10 flat, while her husband ‘Julian’, the Blair-like PM, is at a tryst with one of his mistresses. She is discovered unconscious in the middle of the night by her 13 year old daughter. No. 10 officials try to stop doctors rushing her to hospital to stop the press from finding out.

Any similarity between this and a real life drama in No. 10 concerning the Blair family is pure coincidence.