Thursday, 6 October 2011




A spokesperson for the newly named BC has confirmed that due to

offence taken by the committee for thought control at broadcasting

house they have dropped British from their name.

When asked if this would give offence to the majority of British people

who pay their license fee,

the spokesperson said " We don't really care, we have an agenda and we

are the ones in charge of the state media.

Our market research showed that within the universe we inhabit,

Britain and British are considered highly offensive and racist.

We have rebranded with a new name that fits in with our unique selling

point - 'Broadcasting Communism'.