Saturday, 24 December 2011


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Peace to All Like Happy Christmas from Guido and Neo-Guido on Facebook

We're off for a while...


Last Sunday we said hello to Ed Miliband's new speechwriter, who got the job after blogging how crap Ed was at speaking. We said goodbye to Václav Havel and reported that Kim Gone Hell.

On a more jolly note, Guido has promised to streak around Smith Square naked if George Osborne doesn't give another penny to the IMF Bailout.

Piers Morgan was in front of the Leveson Inquiry (Poll: 96% Don’t Believe Morgan Told the Truth). It wasn't long before Heather Mills accused Piers Morgan lying about how he got to hear Sir Paul's voicemail to her. The salutary greasy pole tale of Morgan's friend Andy Coulson being hung out to dry is a modern Christmas morality play that Piers would do well to consider.

M'Lord Leveson has sent Guido another set of set of questions to answer over Christmas.
If you are stuck for something to do this Christmas, Guido suggests you solve the €uro crisis and make yourself £250,000 in the process. If that puzzle is not enough, Guido found an old Christmas card, can you guess who from?

Essex Police brought us Christmas Eve news that brought Chris less cheer.

Be good boy and girls, Guido is watching...

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