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A Taxing E-mail

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At first I thought this was funny...Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!  
 
Tax his land, 
Tax his bed, 
Tax the table 
At which he's fed. 
 
Tax his work, 
Tax his pay, 
He works for peanuts 
Anyway!  
 
Tax his cow, 
Tax his goat,  
Tax his pants, 
Tax his coat.  
 
Tax his tobacco, 
Tax his drink, 
Tax him if he 
Tries to think.  
 
Tax his car, 
Tax his gas,  
Find other ways 
To tax his ass.  
 
Tax all he has 
Then let him know 
That you won't be done 
Till he has no dough. 
 
When he screams and hollers; 
Then tax him some more, 
Tax him till 
He's good and sore. 
 
Then tax his coffin, 
Tax his grave, 
Tax the sod in 
Which he's laid. 
 
When he's gone, 
Do not relax, 
It's time to apply 
The inheritance tax.  
 
Accounts Receivable Tax  
Airline surcharge tax 
Airline Fuel Tax  
Airport Maintenance Tax 
Building Permit Tax 
Cigarette Tax 
Corporate Income Tax  
Goods and Services Tax  (GST) 
Death Tax 
Driving Permit Tax 
Environmental Tax  (Fee) 
Excise Taxes 
Income Tax  
Fishing License Tax 
Food License Tax  
Petrol Tax  (too much per litre) 
Gross Receipts Tax 
Health Tax 
Inheritance Tax  
Interest Tax
Heating Tax
Lighting Tax
Cooking Tax

Liquor Tax 
Luxury Taxes  
Marriage License Tax 
Medicare Tax  
Mortgage Tax and his pension
Personal Income Tax  
Property Tax 
Poverty Tax  
Prescription Drug Tax 
Real Estate Tax  
Recreational Vehicle Tax 
Retail Sales Tax 
Service Charge Tax 
School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells 
Telephone Tax 
Vehicle License Registration Tax 
Vehicle Sales Tax 
Water Tax 
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax. 
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
 
STILL THINK THIS IS  FUNNY?

 Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...

&

0ur nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

 

We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.  
 
What in the Hell happened?

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?

Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.

And we all know what we think of Bankers. 
 
I hope this goes around the UK at least 1000 times!!!