
Britons Hate Politicians | David Blunkett
Why Lord Ashcroft is Wrong | Raheem Kassam
El Zombi | Terry Smith
Shapps Attack Poster is Juvenile | Lord Ashcroft
Balls Cheats | The Sun
Ed Will Lose | Dan Hodges
A £10,000 Benefits Cap | ASI
Sorry My Old School Chum Isn’t PM Material | Boris Johnson
Gordon and the African Coup | Damian McBride
Anti-Semitism on the Rise | The Commentator

Boris in The Telegraph on the party leader:
“They say old school ties are strong in this country, but there is a limit. Yes, it is perfectly true that I was at the same school as the party leader, and yes, we went to the same university. I have absolutely nothing against him personally — he has a very nice wife, after all, and a good degree (admittedly in PPE). But the time has come to say it loud and clear: he is emerging as a total disappointment; and as leader of a major political party, he looks to me like a drip of the first order.”

Ed Balls has spoken out for the first time about wearing a Nazi uniform in his spare time at Oxford. Kudos to 




Balls seems to have briefed the entirety of his upcoming conference speech already. One of the downsides of doing this before he’s even reached the podium is that it gives his opponents the chance to shoot it down before he’s opened his mouth. Treasury sources are pointing out the HMRC’s own 
“It has happened to us all – you’re about to leave home for an important appointment and you can’t find your bits and bobs. Midweek, Guido was told Ed Miliband “came into my opticians wanting new contact lenses in a hurry. Couldn’t wait. His wife was swearing at him ‘They’re your lenses. You f**king lost them’. He was well flustered”. If you had a big speech to read from an autocue, you would be too.”
On the train to Manchester Guido turned his attention to tonight’s fun and games: mainly crashing the Guardian party again and worshipping at the alter of Alan. Sadly, upon inquiring when and where the shindig was going down, he was informed that this year’s party had been cancelled due to staff cuts. Apparently it was “thought it would look bad so not doing any conference receptions this year”.
The Labour party conference is under way and Ed is already taking flak from unexpected quarters – and not just his














