Thursday, 1 November 2012

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Blair Agrees to Pay Interns
 
The Prime Minister was caught by a Halloween pincer movement this week as Tory rebels teamed up with Labour opportunists to deliver a humiliating defeat for the government on the EU budget vote. All sorts of plots were afoot, as Guido exclusively brought you details of the battle between the whips and the insurgentsNo wonder Dave dropped the F-bomb...

Elsewhere it took less than a week for Guido to force £20 million-a-year Tony Blair to pay his interns. The man who introduced the minimum wage to these shores soon backed down when HMRC started sniffing around.

In other news an MP named Mitchell was embroiled in asexism row with Louise Mensch, Guido revealed Sir Jeremy Heywood's Number 10 nickname and Luciana Berger faced an Electoral Commission investigation following revelationson this blog.

James Delingpole declared victory in Corby, Boris gotsweary and Labour went postal after Guido reported that Ed's wife had a new job. Halloween hangovers all round...