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Go-Nads! Dorries Down Under
This morning Guido spotted Phillip Schofield's soon-to-be much talked about on-air blunder with the PM. When heambushed Dave with a list of alleged paedophile Tories found on the internet, Schofield inadvertently flashed the front of the card towards the camera, potentially revealing the names to millions of people. Guido could make out at least two of the five names, you can see the redacted picture here
America might not have a new president but Australia has a new resident - Nadine Dorries begins her I'm a Celebrityexperience this weekend. A kangaroo testicle hadn't even been swallowed by the time the first controversial photosemerged of Nadine down under, and despite the survival of more serial offenders the whip was swiftly withdrawn by no-nonsense hardman Sir George Young.

Elsewhere parliament waved a long awaited goodbye to Denis MacShane, Ed's new living-wage flagship policy wasundermined and Margaret Moran's expenses fiddle trial got underway. Guido also had some fun in Croydon North, with cowardly Labour candidate Steve Reed making contingency plans for a defeat. You must listen to the latest Respect Party recruit Lee Jasper's incredible duet with George Galloway. Vote funky Jasper...