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THAI PRIME MINISTER FALLS IN LOVE WITH OBAMA

By Frank Lake on November 19, 2012

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The Prime Minister  of Thailand, Yingluck Shinawatra, has fallen madly in love with President Obama.

Prime Minister Shinawatra is lovesick and wants to return with President Obama to live with him at The White House.  ”The Prime Minister doesn’t care if she is the second wife to Michelle, she just wants to be with Barack Obama and will do anything for him,” said a source in the Thai government.  ”She’s madly in love.”

President Obama and the Prime Minister could be seen laughing together and exchanging playful glances throughout a state dinner at the Government House in Bangkok on Sunday night.

They were joined by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who toasted to the U.S.-Thailand friendship with Shinawatra.  Sources say Hillary was jealous and tried making “googly eyes” at Shinawatra.

President Obama said at a news conference on Sunday in Bangkok, that the U.S. is a ‘Pacific nation.’   Shinawatra yelled out… “we have so much in common, Barack!”

Obama’s praised Thailand for being a supporter of democracy in Myanmar, the once-pariah state that is rapidly reforming.

The Thai Prime Minister took Obama to her favorite spot – the Temple of Reclining Buddha.  There she reportedly slipped him a note that simply said, “Be Mine.  Recline.”

Observing traditional custom, Obama took off his shoes as a saffron-robed monk led him and the Thai Prime Minister into a private room.

They were at the beach in Pattaya two hours away but rushed to Bangkok just to see him. ‘I’m so thrilled that he won the election. When we heard he was coming, we decided to get here.’

Obama was also very popular in Myanmar.

According to sources in China, Obama is the  hottest man in Asia.

AND the reason Barack was “hot” for Asia is he had just read this WWN article:

ITS NOT FUNNY WAIT TILL YOU 

GET HOME!!!!!!

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Express lift 1#  Post time 2012-11-30 10:13:40 |View the author only |View in reverse order   America's president gets a little flirty with fine looking Thai prime minister, Yingluck Shinawatra, during his three-day tour of Southeast Asia MICHELLE Obama has got a bee in her bonnet again. The First Lady apparently flew into a rage after photos of husband Barack Obama‘s flirty behaviour with Thailand’s stunning prime minister “humiliated” her in front of the world. “Michelle’s explosion of jealousy has been building for some time,” a source said. “It’s bad enough Barack basks in the attention of Hollywood beauties like Kerry Washington and Scarlett Johansson, but this was an official engagement with photos flashed around the globe. “Michelle felt humiliated that Barack would be so uncaring of her feelings to behave like that. She read him the riot act for conducting himself like a ‘player’ rather than the president of the United States. “Michelle felt her husband was making her look ridiculous in Bangkok. Whatever their issues are behind closed doors, Michelle demands respect when the public is watching. When he got home, the president had a lot of explaining to do. I’m sure he was wishing he’d behaved in a far more statesmanlike manner.”

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Pour Michelle a big glass of white wine and light that one candle that I like ("cotton breeze") because Obama treated foreign policy decisions like Bachelor Rose Ceremony decisions this weekend, and we need to Talk About It.

Drudge Report described Obama's diplomatic jaunt as "touchy-feely," then swapped that out for the (less offensive? more offensive?) nonsense adjective "Flirtasian." The Daily Mail called the President's demeanor with the Thai Prime Minister "flirty."

"President Obama is practicing a new brand of foreign relations, appearing to flirt with Thailand's attractive prime minister on his first stop of his three-day tour of Southeast Asia.

The president and Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra could be seen laughing together and exchanging playful glances through a state dinner at the Government House in Bangkok on Sunday."

Having spent the last two decades inside a body, I am considered, by many, to be something of a "body language expert."

So what's really going on here? Are President Obama and Prime Minister Shinawatra "just friends"? Is she his secret side piece? Is she our new Mommy and does this mean our old Mommy stops loving us?

Please join me as I examine a series of incriminating still shots from
a Ja Rule/Ashanti videoBarack Obama's recent trip to Asia.

Suggested soundtrack for this visual journey: Barry White's Gold.

Who's That Lady with My President?

First, let's meet The Other Woman. Hi, kids. This is your President's "new friend," Yingluck Shinawatra. He says he met her because she's the Prime Minister of Thailand, but I'm pretty sure they met at the gym or on the Internet. There are a lot of creeps and weirdos on the Internet, kids, case in point: your President's "new friend"—Don't tell him I said that. That'll be a fun secret for us to have. As you can tell from her smug face, she's got a smug little face and wears a lot of perfume.

Stage 1: The Pick-Up Artist Emerges

In this photo, Shinawatra is giving President Obama what is known as "the eyes." "The eyes" are her way of subtly telling the president, "I want to fuck you, bareback, maybe weird stuff," though she probably also said that un-subtly, with words.

The neckline of her jacket forms a pentagon pointing downward, indicating her intention to completely upend the United States government by causing #drama #sorrynotsorry.

Stage 2: A Moral Compass Breaks Down

Here, we see President Obama pausing mid-debate (he's also running for Prime Minister of Thailand) to weigh the consequences of an extramarital dalliance. Beyoncé'sdisappointed face flashes before his eyes. Does he dare turn his back on The Queen (Bey) for a night of passion and intense policy discussion with the PM?

Stage 3: Courtly Love

Welp, Obama's all in. Palm to palm is holy palmer's kiss. Obama and Shinawatra are literally making out in this picture, and they don't give a fuck.

Stage 4: The '03 Bonnie & Clyde: Hov and Bey

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By dinnertime the couple is completely enthralled with one another, their carefree gaiety on proud display. They are the hottest new power couple. They are the Barack and Michelle of International Relations. They are George Bluth and Kitty.

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Stage 5: Bottles, Models, and Happily Ever After

Here, we see Obama and Shinawatra staring intently into one another's eyes, as toasting etiquette dictates. To what are they raising a toast? Themselves, of course – it's a surprise wedding! How Mark Zuckerberg of them.

Notice that Shinawatra holds her glass by its stem, like a lady, whereas Obama tosses all sense of decorum out the window and grabs his by the bowl, like a child that has been raised by wolves and then forgotten everything his wolf-family taught him about stemware. This gesture is Obama declaration to the world "I. Am. Wild."

But not so fast, Slick Rick with ya Trick Bitch.

Stage 6: The Secretary Suspects

Hillary Clinton's got her eye on you.

Stage 7: Hate the Player, Admire His Game

The next day, in Myanmar, Obama forgot he was married again (to both Michelle and Shinawatra), and proceeded to mack all over democracy activist Aung San Suu Kyi.

Body Language Expert Verdict

No more taking sips out of Joe Biden's "Playerade" (Cranberry juice, mixed with Red Bull, mixed with non-alcoholic gin, mixed with whatever loose pills Biden finds in his jacket pocket) before diplomatic trips.

[Images via AP/Reuters/Fox]