Thursday, 2 May 2013

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Margaret Hodge Says Sorry

Knocked Cyclist Over Holding Phone
 
Margaret Hodge, Labour's holier-than-thou Public Accounts Committee chairman, has said sorry after Guido revealed she had knocked a cyclist off his bike. Hodge cemented her place alongside Harriet Harman in Labour's limousine class as she absent-mindedly opened her car door without looking, sending the cyclist tumbling while on her phone. One she didn't dodge...
In other news Guido revealed that the paper which uses the word "scrounger" most is none other than the Guardian. Ken Barlow's sex offender comments make interesting reading after his arrest on suspicion of rape, while self-confessed child abuser Stuart Hall's Leveson-inspired threats were revealed. Guido got to the bottom of the confusion between Tory MP Priti Patel's and her UKIP candidate dad. We revealed that greedy MPs unbelievably asked for more expenses cash - despite a 25% staffing budget increase.Ken blamed America for the Boston bombings. If you missed it you must listen to Ed's radio car crash, and see Chuka and his comedy over-sized watchesFinally, it's polling day, and Guido is backing UKIP to clean up...
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