SURGEONS: and Most of the MEDIA MEN.
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to
see accountants on my operating table because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really
think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
know, I like construction workers...Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all
up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians and the Media Men are the
easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls,
no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Oh, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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