Sunday, 24 May 2009

SURGEONS: and Most of the MEDIA MEN.

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the 

best patients to operate on. 

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to 

see accountants on my operating table because when you 

open them up, everything inside is numbered." 

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you 

should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." 

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really 

think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in 

alphabetical order" 

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You 

know, I like construction workers...Those guys always 

understand when you have a few parts left over." 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all 

up when he observed: "You're all wrong. 

Politicians and the Media Men are the 

easiest to operate on. 

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, 

no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. 

Oh, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!