Here I'll try to respond to as many contributors as I can. May I first thank 'Thinking' for changing his or her pseudonym, but point out that while 'Clear_Thinking' was insufferably self-satisfied, 'Thinking' is not much better in the self-satisfaction stakes. The name implies that everyone else is not thinking. Is this what 'Thinking' thinks? If not, then I suggest that 'Thinking' thinks again. How about his or her real name? Or 'Arguing'?
So, not necessarily in logical order, here are my thoughts:
Why aren't I a Roman Catholic? I listed my reasons for not considering becoming a Roman Catholic as they occurred to me. I thought the question required an honest answer, even if some features of the answer are not specially creditable or lofty. So the fact that the RC church seems to me to be a foreign church, which it does, and which influences me, had to be mentioned even if people for whom this doesn't matter, or who cannot see it as a reason for such a choice, find it surprising. A possible parallel - if I fall seriously ill I should prefer to be treated by doctors and nurses who share my English cultural background. This isn't because I have anything against French or German or American doctors and nurses. Just that we cannot communicate with each other as well as English people can, and that in deeply important matters, such as this, the ability to make oneself understood through nuance and subtlety is specially important. Obviously it matters that they are competent as well, but if we assume that they are, then culture and nationality make an important difference.
Look at the interesting murals in the Brompton Oratory - or St Aloysius in Oxford - and you will, if you were brought up in the Britain I was raised in, feel that you are in a foreign place where many familiar stories have been reversed. Try as you may, you won't feel comfortable with this.
A brief story to illustrate the unexpected effects of national feeling. When I went to live in Moscow in 1990, I spent three rather unsettled and unsettling months in that vast and mysterious metropolis finding a place for my family to live, and an office from which to work. I then took a brief holiday at home in Oxford before going to live in Moscow properly. In this strange interlude, I was asked directions by an American tourist in Oxford. My reply was, perhaps, more detailed than the visitor had wanted or expected (I can be quite proprietorial about the city), and he said ‘Oh, so you live here, then?’ I began to say that yes, I did. Then I realised it wasn't true any more. My home was now a flat on Kutuzovsky Prospekt in Moscow, across the courtyard from the Brezhnev family. I gulped briefly and said 'No, actually, I used to live here. But now I live in Moscow'. And as I said it, I felt like a sort of traitor. It makes no sense, but it's true.
Those who write blithely here about becoming expatriates should be aware of the strange emotions which actual expatriation can produce. I'll also never forget the terrifying feeling of distance from home that swept over me as the removal van arrived outside my rented house in Bethesda, Maryland, containing my entire life packed up in a container and brought 3,000 miles across the ocean. Would I ever be able to get back again?
There's another reason I ought to have mentioned my lack of enthusiasm for joining the RCs. As an Anglican, I have no special desire to persuade Roman Catholics to come over to my Church. I tend to think that they will be happier if they stay where they are, and I have no real belief that there is only one path that leads to the Celestial City, whatever John Bunyan may have said.
True, I do try to introduce them to the 1662 Prayer Book so that they know what vernacular services ought to be like, and I'm aware (see Evelyn Waugh's interesting biography of Ronald Knox) that the RC Church in England certainly used to be envious of Anglican liturgy and music. They have less reason to be now, because the C of E has destroyed most of its liturgy and much of its hymnody. But I often find both Roman Catholics (and Evangelicals) anxious, as it were, to recruit me to their traditions.
That's perfectly reasonable, but in the case of the RCs it's particularly problematic. Why? Because they insist that the whole Anglican Church isn't a church, that its ministers aren't properly ordained, its Bishops not really Bishops, its services for the most part invalid. So George Herbert, perhaps the greatest Christian poet in the English language, and an Anglican parson, was as far as the Vatican is concerned, a layman all his life. And many very holy, humble and devout men and women of my acquaintance are likewise deluding themselves (in the view of the Vatican) when they imagine they are part of the Apostolic tradition. This just won't do as a starting point for persuasion. And I suspect it's insuperable.
I'm still waiting for specific allegations against the Pope, justifying the campaign for his arrest, which I can examine. The often-cited case of the priest Stephen Kiesle and his 'unfrocking' (which I think was requested by Kiesle himself, so that he could be free of his vow of celibacy, long after he had been - rather feebly - punished by the secular civil authorities and removed from his church functions) is dealt with in Ross Douthat's New York Times blog of 14th April, and I would be interested if any of the 'prosecute the Pope' advocates have any response to Mr Douthat's points, which seem quite powerful to me.
One correspondent mentions the former Boston Archbishop Bernard Law. He alleges he is: ‘A man wanted by American authorities for his part in covering up the abuse of Children in Wisconsin who is now in hiding in Vatican City’. I need more information about this. In what way is he ‘wanted’ or ‘in hiding’? My understanding is that he resigned nearly eight years ago after being shown to have engaged in a cover-up of abuse cases in his diocese, and now occupies what appears to me to be a sinecure in Rome, to which he was appointed by the previous Pope, John Paul II. Is there a warrant out for his arrest? On what charge? In what way is he 'hiding'?
‘Richie Craze‘ sighs loftily that: ‘People who suffered and died under Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot did so because of an ideology, or through catastrophic economic plans. There was no direct line from the atheism of such leaders to mass slaughter. Had Stalin maintained his Christianity and completed his training for ordination, the end result would have been similar.’
Well, (sigh) Mr ‘Craze’ is straightforwardly wrong, and profoundly ill-informed.
If he were to read the relevant parts of my book 'The Rage Against God', he would there see explained and described in some historical detail the direct and unconcealed line of connection between the explicit militant atheism of the Soviet Bolsheviks and a) the deliberate persecution and murder of priests and nuns and of Christian believers b) the very nature of the regime itself, which specifically permitted and encouraged it to embark on several waves of murder against those who opposed it or of whom it disapproved. Mr ‘Craze’ may sigh patronisingly as much as he likes, but like many people who feign superiority over the rest of us, he doesn't actually know, either directly or indirectly, what he is talking about.
I continue to be baffled by the barmy, thought-free logic of those who denounce the Roman Catholic view of condoms as a protection against the spread of AIDS. The RC Church argues, as I understand it, that sexual continence within marriage is the most effective protection against this disease, which is patently true. It also points out that the 'wear a condom' strategy is medically unreliable (as condoms notoriously are) and does nothing to discourage the promiscuity which actually spreads the disease. Now, if people heed the church's message, and confine sexual relations to marriage, the spread of AIDS will be greatly slowed. If they don't, it won't.
But why do the anti-Church fanatics assume that the Church is a) so powerful and influential that its advice on condoms will lead to people having promiscuous sex without condoms because the Pope has told them not to, and b) so hopelessly powerless and uninfluential that its advice on continence within marriage will be completely ignored? This is surely having it both ways.
I believe that those African countries which have most successfully reduced the incidence of AIDS have done so through programmes which have laid heavy stress on avoiding promiscuity. Am I wrong?
On letting the cat out of the bag, I really wanted to make sure that this rather tired figure of speech came to life in the minds of those who use and read it (see the warning section on 'dead metaphors' in George Orwell's 'Politics and the English Language'). I still don't see any point in keeping a real live cat in a bag - let alone (having once owned a rather fierce and bloodthirsty Blue Burmese) know why anyone, having put a cat in a bag, would be unwise enough to let it out and face its determined revenge.
There are lots of lovely explorations of the possible origins of many similar phrases (including 'the bitter end') in Patrick O'Brian's matchless Aubrey-Maturin novels. It is also interesting to see how many of these phrases (such as 'the skin of your teeth') originate in the Authorised Version of the Bible. I am not, by the way, familiar with the English Vulgate because I wasn't brought up with it. But I have always been told by scholars that the poetry of the Authorised Version (William Tyndale and Miles Coverdale improved upon - mainly, anyway - by Lancelot Andrewes) is superior.
I have not heard of Paul Johnson's 'History of the English Speaking Peoples', though Winston Churchill once wrote (or perhaps co-wrote, since I believe by this time he was allowing others to 'help' him with his writing) such a book, which I read with some enjoyment and pleasure many years ago. I don't know how I would view it now, following the rather bleak revision of my own world-view brought about by the Iraq war, and the abuse and falsification of our history by various politicians to justify it.
I think the person who asked about this may have been referring to a book by Andrew Roberts, 'The History of the English-Speaking Peoples since 1900'. Mr Roberts is an interesting and original writer, who can usually count on plentiful and complimentary reviews (though I was never able to struggle through his much-acclaimed biography of Lord Salisbury). But I have rather wearied of him since he became a sort of historical advocate of the neo-conservative political view. I have not read his 'History of the English-Speaking Peoples since 1900.’
Full disclosure: A person so free with information about himself that all we are to know about him (or her) is that he (or she) wants to be called 'R', like a character in a book by Franz Kafka, asks me a number of questions. I don't think he has any special right to know the answers, but I also cannot think of a good reason to decline to answer.
‘ 1. Have you ever taken illegal drugs and if so which ones and when? (Mr Clegg and Cameron have both refused to answer this question, but Mr Brown has answered in the negative.)
2. What does the Bible say about drug abuse, and in fact, alcohol abuse? (Answered by Alex Proctor)
3. What is your reaction to the first leaders debate and, perhaps more importantly, the media response? (Answered in his Mail on Sunday column of April 18.)
4. Surely you are also pro-immigration (but anti mass-immigration)? This question relates to Mr Hitchens’ criticism of the Conservative Party in his
Mail on Sunday column of April 18.
5. Are you a member of the NUJ, and if so, what is your opinion of their call, in 2007, for British sanctions against Israel?’
In answer to 1, I have many times said that I took drugs in my teenage years (I'm surprised 'R' isn't aware of this), and also that I now bitterly regret the selfish stupidity of my action. I have also recommended this course to others in the same position, so for instance if David Cameron were to say this (rather than stick to his formula about having a 'private past', I should regard the slate as clean).
Which illegal drugs? Well, I thought it was marijuana, but since I was and am a non-smoker, I think I may have imagined the not-very-striking effect that it had on me. I would add that when I was asked the drugs question by a Guardian interviewer, James Silver, back in 2005, he wrote: ’A question pops into my head. “Have you ever taken drugs?” I ask him (PH). “Yes”, he replies, refusing to elaborate.’ It isn't true that I 'refused to elaborate'. He just didn't ask any more questions about it. I would have done if he had.
In answer to 4. I am not sure what being 'in favour of immigration' means. I don't think that the borders of this country should be completely closed, but I do think that they should only be open to people the country actively needs, in the long term, who are able to support themselves, or to genuine refugees from persecution, which by definition does not include anyone who has passed through or over another possible asylum on his or her way here. It should not be used to push down the cost of labour, or to ease short-term labour shortages, or to provide cheap foreign workers to do jobs which the welfare state has made unattractive to the indigenous population. The other solution - a shrinking of the welfare state - seems to me to make more sense. And it should never reach levels at which migrants cannot be assimilated. I am also opposed to all policies which tend towards multiculturalism (a concept wholly different from multiracialism, and actually hostile to it). By definition this means I am against 'mass immigration'. I know that many deliberate lies are told about my position on this by supporters of certain political movements of left and right. Hence the length of this reply.
In answer to 5. I have been a member of the NUJ in good standing since 1973, and intend to remain so. I deplore almost all of its policy positions, but (like most members) I belong to the organisation for purely professional reasons, my membership has no political aim and doesn't in any way oblige me to support or advance whatever policies the Union's Annual Delegate Meeting may from time to time adopt, and I would ignore or reject any attempt to get me to do so. I haven't the time to engage in NUJ internal politics.
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