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Tesco builds £7m police station - in return for new giant superstore

The new police station in West Bromwich is the first in the

UK to be paid for by a supermarket chain, and is part of a

£200m redevelopment plan funded by Tesco.

Oh no you can't!: Killjoy officials ban panto stars from throwing sweets to children -

and outlaw genie's pyrotechnic entrance

Council officials have now decided that throwing boiled sweets is a health-

and-safety risk and have ordered amazed actors to lob marshmallows into

the crowd instead.