Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Nigel Farage and UKIP
London Evening Standard
Sarah Sands, 22.11.11
Fidgeting and beaming on the BBC green room sofa on Sunday morning was a man who represents the views of 40 per cent of the British people and whose party plausibly claims it can leave the Liberal Democrats for dead at the next election.

Yet Nigel Farage and UKIP are still dismissed by David Cameron as a "bunch of fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists". Clearly, this is also the view of the European Commission. Watch Farage's interventions on YouTube. As he warns, presciently as it turns out, of the economic collapse of Greece, his European colleagues sigh, smirk and roll their eyes.

Farage wears their derision as a badge of honour, proclaiming it as if he had been "let out of the lunatic asylum". Yet look who is in charge. As the stunningly eloquent Eurosceptic Dan Hannan proclaims in the same forum: " My masters, are you mad?"

Farage lacks the sophistication and polish of Michael Heseltine, who appeared on the same Daily Politics show but from the comfort of a video link. The disembodied faded matinee idol, at ease in his smart, chintzy drawing room, dismissed the euro crisis. Our future lies in Europe and of course we will join the euro, he said, weary of having to explain the obvious to halfwits. No wonder Mrs Thatcher, as a patriot, a non-appeaser and a believer in democracy, was driven mad by Heseltine.

Farage is an odd character, thick- skinned and over-excitable. He seems too gauche for Brussels, yet he understands it perfectly. This Little Englander stirring up anti-German rhetoric is actually married to a German. His plan for post-Europe is not slash and burn but pragmatic and trade-based. Britain is a great importer, especially from Germany. Will the Germans really refuse to deal with us because we did not sign up for political union?

Heseltine's reasons for sticking with Europe are mostly negative. Our banks are too weighed down with European debts for an exit. Our European neighbours might go to war with us if we are not run by one central government. We have to stick with the euro because, well, because we have to.

Until now, I have accepted the "fruitcake" view of Farage and UKIP. Far better to leave these matters in the hands of cool-headed negotiators such as Cameron than clumsy and reckless UKIP

. But I no longer believe that subtlety works. We need to summon our own Big Bazooka. Surely this is the time for Boris Johnson to jump ship and join UKIP. Would not the 81 Euro rebels be tempted to follow? How is Zac Goldsmith, reportedly chastised by Cameron for his insubordinate views on Europe, bearing up? Time for him to resurrect the Referendum Party? If I have to choose between the grand assurances of Heseltine or the scrappy, froglike figure of Farage, I will not hesitate.