Thursday, 25 April 2013

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MPs Work Only 9 Days Until June

Parliament Prorouges Today
 
It's alright for some: our lazy MPs will now work only nine days between now and June. As Parliament prorogues today, the government's email spying 'snooper's charter' is dead, as is Maria Miller's press regulating Royal Charter. The much needed libel reform bill has been passed, and you can now call a horse 'gay'. There is even some growth.You've never had it so good. 

In other news Guido popped down to the boozy 1922 anniversary party, and a crime wave hit Parliament just as randy Rennard was placed under police investigation. Physically impressive Ed Miliband was endorsed by Galloway, though not before hespent a penny in Goldman Sachs. The BBC were caught spinning immigration stats, and the Indy's political editor was found lifting his figures from the Guardian.

Watch Farage's lapdancing confessions, see the Tory MP with Saddam and Gaddafi in his office, and the US TV anchor sacked after turning the air blue on his first dayAnd finally, stay tuned for some big Wandsworth Tory fraud developments...
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