Friday, 24 October 2008

 Brown's recession minimised by surreal media storm

Friday, 24 October, 2008 11:57 AM

This is the real damage the surreal media storm of this week has 
caused.  It’s let Gordon Brown off the hook on which he should surely 
be firmly impaled.

And it's the ordinary people that will suffer.  The one optimistic 
thing I can point to is the reaction of the JCB workers in 
voluntarily going onto short time working to save the jobs of some of 
their fellows and to keep their company intact  ready for the 
recovery when it comes.  That would not have happened in the days 
when the marxist union leaders were wrecking the British car 
industry.  All honour to them.

I just hope the company can hang on that long.

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TELEGRAPH   24.10.08
Yes, PM: there should be an inquiry ... into Britain’s finances


The House of Osborne has been Mandelised. Windows of opportunity have 
been smashed and proceeds of opinion-poll growth dragged into the 
gutter. Having experienced the Mandelights of dining with a mortgage 
fiddler, Boyish George is struggling to pay a hefty bill for his not-
so-free lunch.

    By Jeff Randall

The shadow chancellor’s acute embarrassment sparked Mandelirium in 
Downing Street. When Gordon Brown said that this was “a very serious 
matter indeed and I hope it is investigated by the authorities”, he 
burnished further Number 10’s fast-growing reputation for alternative 
comedy.

Not content with bringing back the travelling circus that is Peter 
Mandelson for a final season of fun in Cabinet, the Prime Minister 
kept a straight face while calling for an official scrutiny of why Mr 
Osborne did not receive any money from a Russian billionaire. Hardly 
a laughing matter, but aficionados of Mr Brown’s abstruse humour are 
enjoying the joke.

Here’s the punchline: if Mr Osborne did not even squeeze a measly 
£50,000 from an oligarch over a boozy session in Corfu, yet still 
contrived to have the non-event become a national scandal, how can 
Tatton’s MP be the man to look after the public purse – all £600 
billion of it – in a crisis?

Mr Brown has a point. An investigation is required. For if Mr Osborne 
were to become Alistair Darling’s successor, he would need to drum up 
about £100 billion a year to plug the hole left behind by Labour’s 
overspend. He won’t find that kind of money on the floor of a 
floating gin palace, not even one as big as Oleg Deripaska’s. The 
inquiry should start, therefore, not with the Russian bung that never 
was, but with the dreadful state of Britain’s finances.

Mr Osborne is guilty of poor judgment. When a shadow minister arrives 
with his party’s chief fund-raiser aboard a jolly-up hosted by 
extremely rich businessmen, he inevitably invites speculation about 
political donations. We will never find out precisely who said what 
to whom, but I am certain that, when Mr Osborne learnt of Lord 
Mandacious’s involvement, he should have thrown himself into the 
Ionian Sea and swum away like Michael Phelps.
His failure to do so has delivered much needed air-cover for the 
Government in a week when the Prime Minister deserved to be impaled 
by shrapnel from an exploding economy.

What with the Bank of England forecasting a prolonged downturn, Mr 
Brown at last acknowledging recession, the imposition of a three-day 
week at Nissan’s factory in Sunderland and the pound suffering its 
sharpest fall since the aftermath of Black Wednesday in 1992, it 
takes a special kind fool to oust Mr Brown’s shortcomings from the 
headlines.

Worse still, Mr Osborne has allowed Labour the luxury of moving on 
from its own “dodgy donations” mess, which culminated in November 
last year with the Prime Minister admitting that £600,000 had been 
illegally accepted and promising that it would be handed back. In 
short, Mr Osborne has facilitated government efforts to bury bad news 
on an industrial scale.

And for what? Fifty grand. It’s so cheap. He should be able to raise 
twice as much on a rag-raid to the City. For the average aluminium 
tycoon, sums of this sort amount to little more than a round of drinks.

Mr Osborne’s Mandelusion was to believe that he could fire a few 
shots at the Svengali of Spite and emerge unscathed. This was not 
even a remote possibility. The new Business Secretary’s capacity to 
subvert allies, never mind adversaries, makes Rasputin look like a 
pretty straight kinda guy.

By leaking Mandelicious comments about Mr Brown from Nathaniel 
Rothschild’s private gathering (he claimed they were pure “poison”), 
Mr Osborne thought he could score readily at his rival’s expense.

In the event, his indiscretion produced a blinding own goal, and 
diverted media attention from the Mandelicate business relationship 
between the former European Trade Commissioner and Mr Deripaska.

Aside from displaying wretched manners by embarrassing his host, a 
friend since they were at Oxford, the shadow chancellor failed to 
appreciate Le style Rothschild. In his history of the family, author 
Derek Wilson recalls advice from 1st Baron Rothschild to Randolph 
Churchill in his clash with Gladstone: “Have a go at the Grand Old 
Man on his own dunghill.”

That Rothschild was known as Natty. His descendant, Nat the impetuous 
hedge-fund manager, has proved himself up to the challenge of 
fighting dirty in ways of which the original Lord Rothschild might 
have approved. By disclosing Mr Osborne’s alleged willingness to 
consider financial help for the Conservative Party from a foreign 
source, Mr Rothschild has done more damage than a thousand attacks 
from Labour’s propaganda unit.

Had the shadow chancellor been a mere foot soldier, I suspect he 
would already be in possession of his P45. David Cameron has dumped 
frontbenchers for less. When Patrick Mercer MP, a former colonel, 
made the mistake of suggesting that being called “a black bastard” 
was part of Army life for ethnic minority servicemen – which it 
undoubtedly it is, however unpleasant that truth may be – he was fed 
to the dogs of political correctness.

Mr Mercer’s comments were wilfully taken out of context by critics. 
He never claimed that black soldiers were more idle or useless than 
whites. He did claim that some idle and useless black soldiers used 
allegations of racism as a cover for misdemeanours. A black corporal, 
Leroy Hutchison, who served in the same regiment for 12 years, 
insisted: “He [Mercer] never tolerated racism and not a single one of 
his men would consider him to be racist.”

Mr Cameron, however, was unmoved. He read what Mr Mercer had said. He 
knew what Mr Mercer had meant. But he did not have the courage to 
defend him against an onslaught from opponents, eager to play the 
race card and demonstrate that Conservatives remained, at heart, “the 
nasty party”. By contrast, Mr Osborne retains the backing of his 
leader. Hanging out with louche enemies and shadowy wheeler-dealers, 
it seems, is no sacking offence.

This has been Labour’s lucky week. As the country heads for a winter 
of hardship, much of it the fault of the Government, it has been 
saved by blurred memories of a summer rendezvous that should never 
have happened.

Its spin doctors know they are unlikely to be so fortunate when Mr 
Darling delivers his Pre-Budget Report next month. That’s when we 
should learn the full horror of a runaway deficit that will, 
eventually, lead to higher taxes.
As for Mr Osborne, he must surely think twice before arm-wrestling 
again with his Mandelphic tormenter. When he next decides to play 
rough with grown-ups, he would be advised to dip into a book soon to 
be published by Hodder Education. Its title: Dealing with Difficult 
People.