Review of 2012: Philip Schofield v Lord McAlpine

Nigel Farage explains his popularity

“… the entire political class is held in contempt. I am just lucky to be held in less contempt than the rest of them.”

Vote Sam Bowman for Liberal Voice of the Year | LibDem Voice
François Hollande: Miliband’s Embarrassing Friend | Speccie
Why Do Leftists Loathe the Shire Hobbits? | David Platt
Tories Have Lost 2015 Election Already | Paul Goodman
New Year Message From Nigel Farage | UKIP
Five-Times-a-Night Farage | Mail
Still Not Cutting Enough | Jeff Randall
French Buyout Bosses Join London Flight | FT
€uro Survives 2012 Despite Predictions | Reuters
Alistair Darling to Step Down? Perhaps Not… | LabourList
PM Urged to Give EU ‘Nuclear’ Options | Guardian

MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2012

Review of 2012: Philip Schofield v Lord McAlpine

World Exclusive: Jean Michel Jarre Says Au Revoir Socialism
Rock Star’s Secret Downing Street Talks About London Move

Jean Michel Jarre, the only French global rock star, has been into Downing Street to discuss moving to London to escape Francois Hollande’s tax hikes. The French President wants confiscatory 75% tax rates for high earners.
In secrecy Jarre recently visited Number 10 to discuss his “defection”. The news that Downing Street is involved in discussions with another high profile tax exile from France will cause outrage in the Elysee Palace. Gerard Depardieu’s planned flight from Paris to a small village less than half a mile across the Belgian border caused an uproar and French Prime Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault  went so far as to call him “pathetic.”
Depardieu countered that “I am leaving because you believe that success, creation, talent, anything different must be sanctioned”. Cinema legends such as Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Denueve quickly jumped in with statements of support for Depardieu. The rock star’s move comes shortly after Bernard Arnault, CEO of luxury giant LVMH and France’s richest man, national hero Johnny Hallyday and actor Alain Delon have also left France for tax reasons. London estate agents report French investment bankers, private equity financiers and high paid entrepreneurs making inquiries.
When Hollande announced his 75% tax rate plan Cameron joked that he would “roll out the red carpet” for French tax exiles to the expressed annoyance of the Elysee Palace. French ministerswidely criticised Cameron. The news that it was not mere rhetoric and Downing Street would literally welcome French rock star tax exiles onto the red carpet at No. 10 will infuriate President Hollande…
UPDATE: Downing Street were at lunchtime knocking down this story, by late afternoon they changed their synthesiser tune and said Jarre was indeed in talks to move his technology company to the government sponsored Tech City in London. Where the taxes are lower…
Guido’s Downing Street source says “He’s been into No. 10 to talk to us about defection – it’s like a crappy old spy movie…” The channel replacing the Berlin Wall, with French capitalists fleeing socialist France for freedom…